Red Crocs
Nature blessed us with fauna untold
Beautiful creatures that horde the land
Life destined these for man to behold
And all was well as the creator planned
And then came baldy and his crew
Concocting their wicked worthless brew
Created a new cold blooded predator
More vicious and cruel than any alligator
A reptile full of vice and gashing thirst
Brood of red barons and rubicund cursed
Came henceforth to the people with a sock
The most brutal of them all the ghastly red croc
At helm of the creation was Margarito
Of his wicked actions, one more ditto
Yes, that same wicked one full of chancy
He who is signalled by margaritomancy
He has seized the rightful land of people
And has fooled the likes of the red sheeple
Who expect some fruits from the dribble
They ignore that only a few shall nibble
The chancy one your land will free
This comes for sure with a hefty fee
His anointed cronies arrange the keys
His unlockers, he calls these fleas
Bagmen that are his hustlers
Come with all their bluster
But in the end all the diatribe
Is about quantifying the bribe
Stars of the Crocs, one thought immaculate
He that goes by name of creamy one
And of course his next of kin associate
Have become the scum of illegal dun
Once El Cid Campeador of the A C B
Now main carrot-monger of the red spree
Manager of the campaign of filth and lie
Now but a discredited weasel of the fry
The holder of the power of the mace
And sibling, such fortune have embraced
For they too have joined the ranks of crocs
Adding many Placencia parcels to their stock
Queen of radio and senator also a red croc be
For favours of unlocking always a collection fee
So much for the defender of truth and righteousness
Now she is more the pillar of red vice and wickedness
Minister wanabee, a Saviour thought to be
Not even the Mennonite is as rotten as he
Unlocking from the west to ambergris caye
He even owns quite a bit of beautiful sea
All these creatures red crocs be
None as vicious you will ever see
If you want your land unlocked do the pree
Ready your fee and a croc shall come to thee