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Red Crocs

Nature blessed us with fauna untold

Beautiful creatures that horde the land

Life destined these for man to behold

And all was well as the creator planned

And  then came baldy and his crew

Concocting their wicked worthless brew

Created a new cold blooded predator

More vicious and cruel than any alligator

A reptile full of vice and gashing thirst

Brood of red barons and rubicund cursed

Came henceforth to the people with a sock

The most brutal of them all the ghastly red croc

At helm of the creation was Margarito

Of his wicked actions, one more ditto

Yes, that same wicked one full of chancy

He who is signalled by margaritomancy

He has seized the rightful land of people

And has fooled the likes of the red sheeple

Who expect some fruits from the dribble

They ignore that only a few shall nibble

The chancy one your land will free

This comes for sure with a hefty fee

His anointed cronies arrange the keys

His unlockers, he calls these fleas

Bagmen that are his hustlers

Come with all their bluster

But in the  end all the diatribe

Is about quantifying the bribe

Stars of the Crocs, one thought immaculate

He that goes by name of  creamy one

And of course his next of kin associate

Have become the scum of illegal dun

Once El Cid Campeador of the A C B

Now main carrot-monger of the red spree

Manager of the campaign of filth and lie

Now but a discredited weasel of the fry

The holder of the power of the mace

And sibling, such fortune have embraced

For they too have joined the  ranks of  crocs

Adding  many Placencia parcels to their  stock

Queen of radio and senator also a red croc be

For favours of unlocking always a collection fee

So much for the defender of truth and righteousness

Now she is more the pillar of red vice and wickedness

Minister wanabee, a Saviour thought to be

Not even  the Mennonite is as rotten as he

Unlocking  from the west to ambergris caye

He even owns quite a  bit  of beautiful sea

All these creatures red crocs be

None as vicious you will ever see

If you want your land unlocked do the pree

Ready your fee and a croc shall come to thee

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