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Archive for December, 2009

THINK ABOUT IT

Wednesday, December 23, 2009 6:40

IN THE CITY OF SORROWS In the City of Sorrows, capital of the Land of Sad Tomorrows, there descended a curse from the House of Harrows. Sufferation was widespread across the land. The people, burdened by mismanagement and malice being stricken in deepening poverty were told of a beast called Recession whose half-crazy ...

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Night Light

Wednesday, December 23, 2009 6:39

As a child, the smell of the mustard and brown sugar caramelizing on the Sikafi ham was by far my fondest Christmas season memory. Well, maybe, second only to the bragging rights for my finesse in being able to untangle the intimidating coils of knotting Christmas lights that ...

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CARTOON

Wednesday, December 23, 2009 6:38

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Stop the Bitching  BEMBE

Stop the Bitching BEMBE

Friday, December 18, 2009 7:00

Harridan \HAIR-uh-din\ , noun; 1. A worn-out strumpet; a vixenish woman; a hag. Although Prime Minister of Belize Dean Barrow was minus the traditional rollers and duster in the House of Representatives on Friday, December 11, 2009, he was ...

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Fabro and Perrera on the Hot Seat

Friday, December 18, 2009 6:58

Belize City, Thursday, December 17, 2009 This week’s three days of testimony at the public hearings held by ...

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Belmopan CitCo BROKE!

Belmopan CitCo BROKE!

Friday, December 18, 2009 6:57

The Belize Times has received documents which prove that the Belize City Council is not the only UDP municipal body which has been run completely into the hole. The Belmopan ...

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BTL Warned…Lois Tongue-lashed!

BTL Warned…Lois Tongue-lashed!

Friday, December 18, 2009 6:56

Today Chief Justice Abdulai Conteh delivered a stern warning to telecommunications giant BTL, giving ...

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Treading on Dangerous Ground

Friday, December 18, 2009 6:56

Mr. Dean Oliver Barrow served in the previous UDP term of 1993-1998 as the veritable minister of everything. While Mr. Esquivel may have been the figurehead leader of the nation, it was Mr. Barrow who was the acknowledged master of the ...

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Where is the Christmas Cheer?

Where is the Christmas Cheer?

Friday, December 18, 2009 6:54

A friend of mine got on the bus a few days ago and was telling me that while sitting there he couldn’t help but notice that the usual happy faces you see ...

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If Da Noh Soh

If Da Noh Soh

Friday, December 18, 2009 6:54

$75,000 to shut up… Word reaching this humble journalist is that the price of loyalty/silence/back-patting/powdering has now been set at $75,000 a month. Apparently ...

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