The Whip

The  baldy  taxman

Tax man is here, come like bad breeze

60 million from us he wanna squeeze

He no di ease, wants all the cheese

Pan top e put pay checks on freeze

 

If all the ministers would stop the fleece

If only the royal family would stop the grease,

There would be no need for tax increase

Mr tax man just stop the pilfering please

 

New tax on garbage collection 

New raise on GST, causing great disaffection

Business tax to be increased

Must be the workings of the beast

 

Most of all Land tax going up

Will be the hell of a bitter cup

Income tax will be the chiller

Social tax at free zone the killer

 

Price on smokes up and away

That of course will be okay

But if you touch the Belikin

That will take a different spin

 

One more solution to the ordeal

Central bank will soon reveal

Is for government treasury notes

With value and time of larger quotes

 

Of brainless heads came this chimera

Producing long term bond of local loan

To think of better things put on a guayabera

For your assumptions are a  wishing  bone

 

From buccaneering minds it came 

The eight million plunder of the BTL

With a face of brass, no utter shame

Crumbs for shareholders poor as hell

 

To pay for legal services rendered,

For works which were never tendered,

Of family and friends, that baldy recommends

Unquenchable fiends from his hand he tends

 

But twenty four months have passed

Great wealth has the first family amassed

Corruption of this government unsurpassed

Every rule of the game  has  been by-passed

 

What an irony is this situation

The economy now has constipation

Our people facing cruel devastation

Only one family flourishes from the  tribulation

 

The tax man cometh for you and me

Especially if you da PUP

For 3 more years so it will be

Hard times just start, you shall see…

 

Government is a mess

They just di go by guess

The leaders deh lone transgress

Fi we country di distress…

The Milk (Health) Minister

Couldn’t help but laugh,   must be the goat milk  gone to the Minista head.   The  man  declare  that  heart  attack, as cause of death, is  rare, no longer is it a leading  cause of  death… no  sweat,  guess  police  brutality take the lead,  the  guys in the  streets  they taking the lead,..

Then he presents a list of twenty policies to improve the health of the people.  When last you heard them follow rule, deh think we fool…  medicines and  service  are  the  need,  stop playing  around  and  proceed!! Let the truth from your lies be freed… The fifteen million dollars spent in medicines have gone in greed…get the  medicines… until then the  drugs formulary policy is a  joke and a waste indeed

Greatest of all his  works he  says  is the companion at birth policy which allows a female to have someone holding her hand and encouraging her during childbirth, in this  manner the Minister  believes that infant/child mortality is to be  reduced, therefore then the  best thing is  for  females  to  have  childbirth at home  where all the  family can hold her  hand and  give  encouragement…

The Minister  says that child  death is a natural occurrence, of  which  we  seem  to have quite  a  rapid  recurrence , guess what  he meant  when he  said that is that we have the  best  rates in the  region,  is  we  got the better  occurrence,   this  ain’t  papayas you counting   minister, the more we  have the  worse it gets….

Heard  the Minista  appointed a Commission for non-communicable  diseases,  better luck  than  with the  KHMH Commission of Inquiry curse…  maybe  we should have finished with that joke first…