If Da Noh Soh!

Thank God for Japan…

I am sure that most residents of Belize City breathed a sigh of heartfelt relief when they heard last week that stupidity aficionado Deputy Mayor Philloughby will be heading to Japan for two months on a scholarship. From what we can gather, Philloughby will spend the time learning how to separate materials to put into a recycler and the other participants in this intensive course will range between the ages of 4-7 years old. According to sources in the Foreign Affairs Ministry, they’ve been holding talks with their Japanese counterparts for months trying to find a suitable course for the intellectually challenged Deputy Mayor and this is the best they could come up with. Our source also reported that the Japanese Government only had two conditions which absolutely needed to be met before signing off on the scholarship offer – (1) that Philloughby speak as little as possible so that he doesn’t taint the rest of the class with his stupidity and (2) that he absolutely must leave the Superman cap at home or the deal is off…If Da Noh Soh!

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$250,000 writeoff?

So what exactly is the deal with Baldy’s $250,000 Luxury Land Cruiser which went for a dip in the sea about a week ago? Inquiring minds want to know but nobody’s talking. From unofficial sources we’ve been able to confirm that the vehicle was actually in the sea and heavy equipment had to be brought in to take it out. Also from some of the snooping we’ve done, we understand that there was significant water damage to the vehicle and we all know that baldy’s butt can’t be plunked down in anything that’s not top shelf…hell NO! So there are some nagging questions, like what exactly transpired to land the royal vehicle in the sea; and happens to the $250,000 vehicle now…does it just get written off as one of those unfortunate quarter million dollar mishaps? And of course, since the royal butt must always be pampered and powdered…how much will Baldy’s new luxury ride cost us taxpayers (cause sure as hell he will get another luxury ride)? Inquiring minds want to know? If Da Noh Soh!

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$100,000 for a new ride…

And though we know that baldy wouldn’t stoop to riding in any vehicle costing less than a quarter million, rumours from the Foreign Affairs Ministry are that they are shelling out $100,000 for a new ride which was bought in the US at auction after suffering some water damage. As far as we can tell…the vehicle hasn’t been delivered yet so we won’t say who’ll be handed the keys to the brand new second hand $100,000 ride. The thing is that the government keeps saying it’s broke but every time a UDP minister or crony or family member coughs taxpayers are forced to dig deeper into their pockets to spring for a new fancy ride. That pisses me off…especially when I see people like ‘Fill his Pocket’ Castro using his government ride and our fuel to train his cycling team…If Da Noh Soh!

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Just wrong…

Ever since Joe, Joeliet and the confused contrabandista Fonso jumped onto the UDP gravy train, they’ve done nothing but insult the people of Belize who helped to put the red rascals where they are right now. Ain’t no way the hairy Senator would be enjoying breakfast in bed courtesy of the CEO if the UDP hadn’t won. Ain’t no way she would be enjoying 24 hour security on her house and two luxury SUVs with driver if the UDP hadn’t won. But apparently they’ve forgotten the people who put them there. I don’t listen to the idiots on WAVE anymore cause lately they’ve been lacking even entertainment value, but I understand that they’ve been heaping insults on the people of Belize City who have been begging and pleading for assistance from this broken down poor excuse for a government and City Council. According to reports…they’ve been saying that those poor Belizeans should go pawn out their jewelry to buy food. That’s just messed up…even for you idiots. The last time the hairy Senator’s luxury ride got vandalized she claimed that we put out the word on her. That time we didn’t but any time you fat and hairy UDP cats think you’ve got a license to insult the people of Belize who have been trampled by your idiotic bald boss, you’re fair game…Remember that! If Da Noh Soh!

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