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The Whip

Friday, March 26, 2010 0:21

Potted Meat Prime Minister The   man lick we with the taxes In a great show of   arrogance Not caring who he axes Proclaiming great abundance His family steadily waxes They shall dine in exuberance But he made it clear and concrete We shall have to settle for potted meat Luncheon Meat Lawd  sah, people dying  like  ...

The Whip

Friday, March 19, 2010 2:32

Mr. Borrow Mr. Borrow you make we full of sorrow You spike the taxes, there is no tomorrow You have shown you lack leader ability Yours is a poor performance capability Two years ago you promise lowering GST Now you cram a raise despite our plea And you will borrow monies locally Changed the laws to ...

The Whip

Friday, March 12, 2010 3:46

The  baldy  taxman Tax man is here, come like bad breeze 60 million from us he wanna squeeze He no di ease, wants all the cheese Pan top e put pay checks on freeze   If all the ministers would stop the fleece If only the royal family would stop the grease, There would be no ...

WILD FRONTIER

Friday, March 5, 2010 10:30

We got no borders That is government’s say… That is the root of all disorders: The games this government play That made us a frontier at best It did not matter if we protest A frontier like the wild wild west Our future now seems so funest Lawlessness has taken our streets Reflections of our leaders’ conceits Gluttonous power gone ...

Plantain & Water, Filet Mignon & Champagne

Friday, February 19, 2010 10:15

So said the lady, and she is right If things are bad and tight And if we are asked to sacrifice All must have plantain & water minus rice Problem comes when Sobs and Fobs Most of them just a bunch of dubs, Pillage the coffers of the nation And want to eat everybody ration This man Barrow ...

No artificial thing

Friday, February 12, 2010 12:19

The real  thing,  bad economy  deh  pan di  binge,  right  so , loud  and  clear  the Prime Minister declared, nobody  to blame  he  said.  Dis  yah  hard time  no  artificial ,  da  di  real  thing,  everybody  to take  the licking,  everybody  will  feel  the  fricking.. 60 million hole in the ...

Deliriums of Success

Friday, February 5, 2010 8:00

He  must  be  kiddin/ Or  maybe  dah  some  kind of  fever His  mind  must  be  skidding This  man  is  a great  deceiver He  says  it is  two  years  of  success Where,  is  anyone’s   guess Dah  who  he  di  try  impress? Baldy’s  mind di  digress The people  di  go  hungry All a  we  di  get  angry Look  man  we  no got  ...

Corruption Reef

Friday, January 29, 2010 11:46

Some time ago  a ship ram  the  reef All our  hearts were full of grief Natural   treasure  had  been destroyed Baldy’s  government  was  so  annoyed To  the  court  he said,” let’s  take  the  gringo” got  a  private lawyer,  first daughter hit  the  bingo! Case  was won,  Government  has not monies collected Deanne  has  sent  her monstrous bill, ...

The Whip

Friday, November 13, 2009 6:30

Gubernator The gubernator  of the central bank, he so full of  rank,  look like  his  mind  gone  blank,  maybe  he  just making a  prank,  says he  don’t  know  what do,  everything has  gone  doo-doo, can’t tell the ...

The Whip

Friday, November 6, 2009 6:52

Non semper erit aestas Hard  time  is  coming  to this  nation The baldy one has declared recession I heard on radio his gloomy dissertation Of great ignorance  gave the impression...