Tuesday, June 27, 2017

‘If Da No Soh’ News

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Friday, April 28, 2017 19:06

Teachers’ Fum Fum… Patrick Faber get weh dih duck get…plain and simple. Dih lee simple bally liad tho, saying he didn’t interfere in the BNTU elections. Patrick actually seh pon dih news that if he mih buy dis election dih results mih wah be different, cause the UDP dah pro wen ...

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Sunday, March 26, 2017 21:32

Sick… What the hell is going on with people to be killing up other people and cutting throats and stabbing and shooting and slicing and burning? It ain’t no laughing matter. It’s scary as hell. Seems like we’ve been learning all the wrong things from our neighbours around us. Evil I ...

If Da Noh soh

Friday, January 13, 2012 21:08

Not funny… I’m generally a happy, jovial sort of guy, content to poke fun at others. Hell, when I get bored enough I even poke fun at myself, just to show you what a genuinely joyful person I am. But this week’s column won’t be hilarious or cute or even hilariously ...

If Da Noh soh

Friday, December 23, 2011 22:14

Economics for Dummies… Almost seems like a waste of time to be taking potshots at ‘mi bally’ Zenaida right about now, just about at the end of an inglorious political term, and dare we say the end of her political career. So what we’ll do is this instead…a couple weeks ago ...

If Da Noh soh

Friday, December 16, 2011 16:10

Signs… There’s a song by a group called Tesla which has always been a favourite of mine…the chorus goes – “signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs f@$#in’ up the scenery, breakin’ my mind…” Ain’t no doubt in my mind…friends – Belize’s own home grown little bald-headed mocha-complexioned Hitler is getting set to throw ...

If Da Noh So

Thursday, March 3, 2011 19:52

No fair… It was like handing a fat kid a three tier chocolate cake with marshmallow frosting and caramel kisses thrown in for good measure – how the hell could Oskie resist?  When I heard the chubby fellow bashing Belizeans for Justice as per instructions from Dean O., I wasn’t surprised. ...

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If Da Noh Soh…

Friday, January 7, 2011 8:46

The great pretender… Baldy must be so proud…there’s even a song written about him…lol! Check out this latest tourism mess where local tender operators are being given the shaft. After investing millions of dollars they were told this week ...

If Da Noh Soh…

If Da Noh Soh…

Thursday, December 23, 2010 8:47

A darn good plan… When I first heard the news that the pool table repairman turned minister of works had gone all the way to Vienna, Austria to sign for some money for infrastructure I’ll admit that my ...

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If Da Noh Soh!

Monday, December 20, 2010 11:13

Anti-crime devices… The pseudo-mayor of Belize City is hard at work planning a high-level launch very early in the New Year. Nope…it’s not another penis-shaped roundabout, though she does seem a little fixated on those, doesn’t she? Anyway, the faux ...

If Da Noh Soh

If Da Noh Soh

Friday, December 10, 2010 9:00

Butane politics… If you’re not a supporter of John Saldivar in Belmopan and you see the BNE truck coming around to offer free butane to residents, don’t bother rushing outside with your empty butane tank. See, my buddy minister pig ...