Tuesday, August 22, 2017

‘If Da No Soh’ News

If Dah Noh Soh

Sunday, August 13, 2017 15:07

Untouchables… Instead of clearing the land maybe he should have been clearing the cobwebs off those condoms and maybe we wouldn’t be having this conversation today. One of these days the three dread wonder is gonna get a call and it’s not going to be pleasant. His sons keep messing with ...

If Dah Noh Soh…

Saturday, July 29, 2017 19:26

Jason & Mason… There’s this guy who’s always with the bloated Minister from Belmopan. He’s the same fellow who came up big in Immigration and is still going to Church every week to thank the good Lord his name didn’t come up in the Auditor-General’s report. Don’t know how they missed ...

If Dah Noh Soh…

Saturday, July 22, 2017 14:04

Big Bolas…. Darrell Bradley has big, shiny brass bolas. I figure he found them after Zenaida revealed that Dean Oliver has lost them. I hear the man nearly made DOB cry this weekend because he refused to take his calls. So what’s the fuss all about? Well apparently Darrell will run ...

If Dah Noh Soh

Sunday, July 16, 2017 18:43

Faye Lin… I’m not gonna say too much about this, except to say that I hope whoever hurt that little girl and finally killed her will die in agonizing pain. I’m also a little pissed because the hands of investigators are tied somewhat by a lack of forensic capabilities. We need ...

What Have We Become?

Monday, July 3, 2017 16:55

You know…it’s the strangest thing. I saw it years ago on Facebook. Here’s a pretty damned decent looking woman posting pics of herself in a bikini, or wearing suggestive clothes – no commentary, no message, just the pics – and she gets hundreds of likes and comments from people she ...

If Dah Noh Soh!

Monday, July 3, 2017 16:19

Betrayed… I’m so frigging angry with Phillip Willoughby right now. Seriously I feel like I’ve been played. For months I was pretty rough on the ‘special’ guy – yes Kim, special in quotes. And then…the heartbreaking news that the poor guy had gone through three major surgeries recently – not one, ...

If Dah Noh Soh

Friday, April 28, 2017 19:06

Teachers’ Fum Fum… Patrick Faber get weh dih duck get…plain and simple. Dih lee simple bally liad tho, saying he didn’t interfere in the BNTU elections. Patrick actually seh pon dih news that if he mih buy dis election dih results mih wah be different, cause the UDP dah pro wen ...

If Dah Noh Soh

Sunday, March 26, 2017 21:32

Sick… What the hell is going on with people to be killing up other people and cutting throats and stabbing and shooting and slicing and burning? It ain’t no laughing matter. It’s scary as hell. Seems like we’ve been learning all the wrong things from our neighbours around us. Evil I ...

If Da Noh soh

Friday, January 13, 2012 21:08

Not funny… I’m generally a happy, jovial sort of guy, content to poke fun at others. Hell, when I get bored enough I even poke fun at myself, just to show you what a genuinely joyful person I am. But this week’s column won’t be hilarious or cute or even hilariously ...

If Da Noh soh

Friday, December 23, 2011 22:14

Economics for Dummies… Almost seems like a waste of time to be taking potshots at ‘mi bally’ Zenaida right about now, just about at the end of an inglorious political term, and dare we say the end of her political career. So what we’ll do is this instead…a couple weeks ago ...