Not funny… I’m generally a happy, jovial sort of guy, content to poke fun at others. Hell, when I get bored enough I even poke fun at myself, just to show you what a genuinely joyful person I am. But this week’s column won’t be hilarious or cute or even hilariously ...

Economics for Dummies… Almost seems like a waste of time to be taking potshots at ‘mi bally’ Zenaida right about now, just about at the end of an inglorious political term, and dare we say the end of her political career. So what we’ll do is this instead…a couple weeks ago ...

Signs… There’s a song by a group called Tesla which has always been a favourite of mine…the chorus goes – “signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs f@$#in’ up the scenery, breakin’ my mind…” Ain’t no doubt in my mind…friends – Belize’s own home grown little bald-headed mocha-complexioned Hitler is getting set to throw ...

No fair… It was like handing a fat kid a three tier chocolate cake with marshmallow frosting and caramel kisses thrown in for good measure – how the hell could Oskie resist?  When I heard the chubby fellow bashing Belizeans for Justice as per instructions from Dean O., I wasn’t surprised. ...

The great pretender… Baldy must be so proud…there’s even a song written about him…lol! Check out this latest tourism mess where local tender operators are being given the shaft. After investing millions of dollars they were told this week ...

A darn good plan… When I first heard the news that the pool table repairman turned minister of works had gone all the way to Vienna, Austria to sign for some money for infrastructure I’ll admit that my ...

Anti-crime devices… The pseudo-mayor of Belize City is hard at work planning a high-level launch very early in the New Year. Nope…it’s not another penis-shaped roundabout, though she does seem a little fixated on those, doesn’t she? Anyway, the faux ...

Butane politics… If you’re not a supporter of John Saldivar in Belmopan and you see the BNE truck coming around to offer free butane to residents, don’t bother rushing outside with your empty butane tank. See, my buddy minister pig ...

For sale… Guess there ain’t nothing sacred when it comes to this crooked UDP bunch, at least when it comes to land. This columnist has received reliable information that the Chairman of Unitedville in the Cayo South constituency has orchestrated the sale of the community center/hurricane shelter. How could something like ...

‘Batty’ for hire… Late word reaching this columnist is that our Ambassador to Cuba, affectionately known in certain circles as ‘culo caliente,’ is seeking employment elsewhere. Apparently since this latest visa thing and the subsequent independent investigations into illegal documents ...