While baldy’s away… Enquiring minds are just dying to know the subject of the private discussions held by certain select UDPs in San Pedro this past weekend. According to reports, the slightly intellectually challenged (oops, mi bally, I meant) DPM called a ...

In  remembrance… This columnist takes some time out from throwing out the UDP trash to pay tribute to Sir Barry Bowen, a man whose contributions to our nation can never be overstated. His achievements will always be remembered. ...

Back off… The sissy boy editor of the Guardian has been playing some really ‘funny’ games lately. He’s been throwing some homophobic jabs all over the place, which leads me to think that he’s become a wee bit confused about ...

Deputy Philloughby Obviously Phillip Willoughby did not take our advice from last week, as a result of that he had to sit and listen and watch as Channel 7 made fun of his election as Deputy Mayor.  Here is a ...

Lois, Lois, Lois This columnist would like the Roman Catholic Church as well as the Anglican Congregation to please send us a copy of the application or petition that you have to submit to Rome or ...

Mi bally Kim… Mein I’ve got a lot of UDP shenanigans, bloopers and blunders to deal with this week, what I like to call my version of the dumb, dumber and truly asinine show. And speaking bout dumb, I happened ...

Sweetheart deals… Jeez sometimes I feel a little guilty cause I’m sure we make things difficult for the intellectually challenged health minister from up north, but then when I stop to think about it, that bugga deserves everything he gets ...

No rest for the wicked… Was thinking about taking a little break this week, cause this bunch of idiots in the UDP sure can wear a body and mind down with their perpetual bleeps, bloopers and blunders show. Then a friend called and told me that she looks forward to her ...

Christmas at the Barrows… Damn but this was a dismal Christmas. Some say it’s the worst Christmas they’ve ever seen, with poor Belizeans struggling to put food on the table. All we can do is hope for better this year ...

Basic English for dummies… You can call him an idiot, a moron, a dodo-bird or a complete nincompoop. You can even call him intellectually stunted, foolish, barely coherent, illiterate or plain dumb. What you should never call him is intelligent or competent. In deference to the first lady second wife, ...