Paranoid dementia… Word reaching this concerned columnist is that my favourite and much beloved Prime Minister whom I cherish above all others has been diagnosed with a rare condition referred to in medical circles as ‘paranoid dementia brought on ...

Pray for us sinners… The sticky-fingered bird-brained integrity-challenged Mayor of Belize City Zenaida Moya in an interview after charges against her were thrown out gave thanks to the Almighty, her attorney, her family and the prosecution for agreeing to fall ...

Big liad… I think that right now if baldy tells me the sky is blue I wouldn’t believe that crap cause that fool lies at the drop of a hat…and he lies with passion and skill…gotta love it! Check this ...

Thank God for Japan… I am sure that most residents of Belize City breathed a sigh of heartfelt relief when they heard last week that stupidity aficionado Deputy Mayor Philloughby will be heading to Japan for two months on a ...

Police escort… For the love of God can anybody tell me why the Minister of Police Doug Singh needs to travel everywhere with a handpicked Police escort (no lewd or suggestive speculation please)? Word from down south is that this UDP ...

Belizean Visas anyone? Reliable word coming out of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is that following the recent Immigration scandal/smuggling ring cover-up, a request was made for the immediate recall of the feisty Ambassador to Cuba, Said “Batty” Guerra, who ...

An old song… You remember an old song by Usher which goes – you remind me of a girl that I once knew? Well the thing is that Mr. Barrow reminds me of a girl that I once knew ...

Singh booted from BTB… You can say what you have to say about the barefoot minister cause we all know he isn’t the brightest bulb in the tool-shed, but when it came to banging that dangling appendage on the table ...

Freudian wear… Baldy and the first lady second wife attended the Independence Day festivities in Belmopan decked out in the latest matching designer apparel…a sight to behold. And I hear they both thought they looked smashing until one of ...

Shell-shocked…! Either he was still recovering from jumping up in the Carnival or exhausted from carrying that gigantic costume on his back – whatever it was, the little Police minister looked positively shell-shocked at yet another press conference held yesterday. He ...